Alan Davies hosts the general ignorance round on QI, and is just a bit biased.
“This question for Stephen Fry…”
- ALAN: Okay. What do penguins in the Falkland Islands do when RAF jets fly over them?
- STEPHEN: Actually, er, they look up and, er, fall over. Topple over backwards.
- ALAN: Really?
- STEPHEN: Yeah.
- ---LE FORFEIT---
- ALAN: Oh, Fry. You idiot.
I think that’d be weird, to find out you were related to someone fictional. You’d start to doubt your own existence.
Lee Mack on Stephen Fry :)
*really hope he’s back on this year- despite that I’m aware he’s not the most popular contestant :/
Is it me, or is there a lot more ho-yay between David Mitchell and Lee Mack this season
“This is a ‘Will they Won’t they?’ panel show.”
“David , experimental year, if you’ve forgotten…”
mickulty asked: Wait... I did warn you about fanfic, right?
I suffered fanfic before I even met you. far too late I’m afraid
Fandom: Homestuck, Lady Gaga
“Tavros looked across the room and his eyes landed on his kismesis, Lady Gaga.
“SEX!” She screamed.
“uGH, „”
Then Lady Gaga stripped Tavros of his virginity.”
And people say my ships are crack…
Fandom: Haruhi Suzumiya
“Haruhi had lost her virginity to him.
How much worse can things get? the paperweight thought miserably.”
The worst thing is, I think I’ve SEEN this one
I’m dead now…
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
“Riza takes some bullets from her gun and pushes them into Winry’s clit. Winry immediately tightens after each bullet enters her. After 4 have went in Riza gave Winry the bullets to put in her.
Winry inserts the bullets slowly and one at a time. Riza moans. They both feel the cold bullets inside of them. Making them hornier. Winry says “What now?” Riza takes her gun and takes the barrel off of it. It’s almost perfectly round. Winry blushes. Riza slowly moves it into Winry’s clit.”#this is not how gunplay works
Unless I’ve got something terribly wrong it’s not how clits work either. I don’t have *much* experience but I’m fairly sure there isn’t a hole in it.
My brain is crying ‘bout now
